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NEXT WEEK @ LIFE:
MORE JOKES, FASHION
PHOTOGRAPHs, FOOD IN THE EAST,
AND MORE!
下期献上更多轻松笑话，
美食指南，时尚像簿，
敬请期待！
BY 汪献成
1) 华文造句 (摘自早报周刊四月十二日）小学生造句闹的笑话
*原来
小朋友写：原来他是我爸爸
老师评：妈妈关切一下
*...一边
小朋友写：他一边脱衣服，一边穿裤子。
老师评：他到底是要脱还是要穿啊？
*其中
小朋友写：我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师评：你是蜈蚣吗？
*一...就...
小朋友写：一只娃娃就要一百块。
老师评：笑到不行。
*你看
小朋友写：你看什么看！没看过啊？
老师评：老师真的没看过。
*你...我...
小朋友写：你好吗？我很好。
老师评：你是在写英文翻译吗？
*别人都夸我...其实我....
小朋友写：别人都夸我很帅，其实我是戴面具的。
老师评：什么面具这么好用？
*好...又好...
小朋友写：妈妈的腿好细又好粗。
老师评：那到底是细还是粗？
*陆陆续续
小朋友写：下班了，爸爸陆陆续续地回来。
老师评：你到底是有几个爸爸呀？
*皮开肉绽
小朋友写：停电的夜晚，到处很黑，我吓得皮开肉绽。
老师评：老师佩服你。
*欣欣向荣
小朋友写：我的弟弟长的欣欣向荣。
老师评：你的弟弟是植物人吗？
*谢谢...因为...
小朋友写：我要谢谢妈妈，因为她每天都帮我做作业。
老师评：原来你的作业是妈妈做的。
*难过
小朋友写：我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师评：老师看了更难过。
*天才
小朋友写：我三天才洗澡。
老师评：要每天洗才干净。
*一...便
小朋友写：我一走出门，对面就是便利商店。
老师评：真方便啊！
*又...又...
小朋友写：我妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。
老师评：你妈妈是怪物吗？！
*果然
小朋友写：昨天我吃了水果，然后又喝了凉水。
老师评：这是词组，不能分开造句。
小朋友又写：老师，我还没说完呢！果然晚上我拉肚子了！
老师评：果然不能乱吃。
*瓜分
小朋友写：大傻瓜分不清是非。
小傻瓜也一样分不清。
*好吃
小朋友写：好吃个屁。
老师评：真是不好吃。
*况且
小朋友写：一辆火车经过，况且况且况且......
老师评：我脑里也况且况且。
BY 天气晴
A trip to Singapore would not be complete without a stop at the world's first Night Safari.
This private tour of the Singapore Zoo will unfold the mystery and drama of the jungle at night with stunning effects.
You will be lead on a tram ride to cover a loop of the Zoo where you will be able to view animals in complete safety and comfort.
For the adventurous, walking trails are available! See a myriad of nocturnal animals, from fierce predators to timid forest dwellers,
in their natural habitat under subtle moon glow lighting. Enjoy the experience in the complete safety of a tram and with a sense of roaming through a jungle.
Your tram ride takes you through the East and West Loop passing by a large reservoir and weaving through selected habitats designed specially to replicate
the natural environment from the Himalayan foothills to the jungles of South-East Asia and Africa. On completion of the tram ride,
your tour guide will lead you on a walking trail where you will be able to view the animals at closer quarters.
Why not complete your Singapore Zoo Night Safari experience with dinner at the Ulu Ulu Safari Restaurant.
The Ulu Ulu Safari Restaurant is a 600-seater signature restaurant offering an extensive array of local favourites and international cuisine in a
charmingly ethnic setting. Dine under burnished wooden beams and rustic rattan fans or opt for an al fresco setting and drink in the symphony of the cicadas,
frogs and other night creatures while a herd of Ankole cattle grazes nearby.
**Tipping / Gratitutes:
~Gratitutes to the guide and driver is not customary in Singapore. Any such expression of appreciation should be made on a voluntary and individual basis. **
BY 石头诗
HOUSEWIVES' HOLIDAY 煮妇的假期
MEDIACORP CHANNEL 8 新传媒八频道
(SERIES ENDED 该剧集已播完)
#20 EPISODES
#STARRING 演员表: Hong Hui Fang 洪慧芳, Ann Kok 郭舒贤, Xiang Yun 向云,
Brandon Wong 黄炯耀, Yao Wen Long 姚玟隆, Rayson Tan 陈泰铭.
#THE 17TH EPISODE 第十七集: Simei knows Aiqin and Alice have quarrelled with their husbands and she suddenly suggests they should all take a holiday.
The purpose of this holiday is to teach the men a lesson and hopefully when they return from the trip, all their problems will be solved.
Aiqin and Alice agreed to her idea.
#THE 18TH EPISODE 第十八集： Simei and her two friends disappear, leaving the husbands to speculate what had happened. Jiasheng suspects they have been kidnapped,
but Weibing feels that that is not possible, as no ransom has been asked.
Weibing decides to report to the police and enlist the help of the “missing person” agency to look for them.
#THE 19TH EPISODE 第十九集： While out having fun, the 3 friends saw their own “missing person” notices and ran away in fright. Aiqin is worried,
but Simei and Alice are not affected. Instead, they tell Aiqin to enjoy this hard-earned break.
However, they do not know that their respective husbands have already received tips on their whereabouts.
By 天气晴
樱花作为一种风景,一种象征，甚至一种精神已成为日本特有
的文化。
日本人赏樱的习俗由来已久。据记载，从江户时代
开始，赏樱就成为春季的民间活动。
樱花热烈、纯洁、高
尚，严冬过后是它最先把春天的气息带给日本人民，
日本政府把每年三月十五日至四月十五日定为“樱花节”。
杂锦饭Jumbled Up
By 未知路
INTRO简介
Hello Everybody! 大家好!
As some of You might i know,I am one of the newest Journalists on the blog.
So I will be using this name 未知路 as my Journalist name.
Well, for my job i have to interview people about almost anything assigned by my "boss".
But don't worry,I won't hurt you all ,trust me..
人生如戏Life-Words
By 石头诗
下雨天
最近老是下雨，而且还是倾盆大雨。不懂怎么去说，总是解释不了自己是愉快不愉快的。
气象署也表示这一星期将是所谓的‘雨不停’周，下大雨是难免的。
怎么办呢？所以中午到勿洛去，虽然跟昨天一样也是搭地铁，犹如走过了十八层地狱一样的，但我身上备着一把伞。
到了勿洛，说不上什么令人开心的，就是除了可以离开那拥挤的车厢最令人雀跃。
上完了那知识丰富的数学课后，到216巴刹去吃‘阿丽’摊卖的面。那顺滑又入口即化的面实在是太棒了，令人秀出大拇指。（不妨看看下星期的简介。）
回家途中，地铁上又发生了趣事。有个女孩坐在座位上。这是却有两名老太太上了地铁。
一名提着几个袋子而另一名看起来苍老得很。猜猜那女孩做了啥决定？她把那位子让给了拿着袋子的老太太。另一位老太太就露出了一幅老虎凶狠的样子。
抵达了金文泰，眼前'死赖着不走’的依然是那‘金满地’购物商场。金文泰的商场都是新建的，粗制滥造的。西海岸广场还可以算是值得一去，但说不上什么好走的。领不到我的意思的话，不妨去逛逛。
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